One Love, One Heart

roryink:

nerdiegirlie:

when they were prepping me for the surgery the nurse put one of those cloth hats over my head to keep the hair out of my face

she said “here’s your party hat”

and i was already trippin balls so I said 

"yaAAY paaaarty"

and wiggled around on the table like a gleeful slug

i think about this post sometimes and it makes me grin like a dope

pemsylvania:

proton, neutron, electron and crouton 

unshaped:

when you’re listening to Anaconda and realize that you are one of the “skinny bitches”

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gatewayslugs:

woof woof wats for lunch lol

gatewayslugs:

woof woof wats for lunch lol

yourackdisciprine:

A recent trend on RTE (Irish TV) chat shows - random audience members turning to stare into the cameras during audience cut-aways.

gameboy-sp:

"Honey, I’m leaving you for Poussey”

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sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

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I am crying I love this too much